Greetings,
And here we have another sequel where I don't know if it needed to exist. I seem to recall Pitch Perfect original being rather a contained story with a beginning, middle and end. Remember those kind of movies? When it was over, I could not think of a reason to continue said story into another film. But then, I noticed the box office amounts and realized "Okay, here comes number two". Again, though, just because a movie might not need to exist doesn't mean that it's not a good thing that it does exist, right? I guess we'll find out. Pitch Perfect 2, ladies and gentlemen.
Our second, cinematic, a capella extravaganza takes place three years after the first, where we find the Barden Bellas performing for the president. As revealed in the trailers, things do not go as planned and the girls are punished. They can't compete in the ICCA's and they can't audition new members. Oh, no! But as it turns out, since they are, technically, the current champs, they can compete in the World Championship. It's a competition that the U.S.A has never won, so...HAHAHAHA! What? I'm pretty much quoting characters in the movie on that one. Anyway, at this point, we see that most of the characters have returned for the sequel. Beca (Anna Kendrick) Fat Amy (Rebel Wilson), Chloe (Brittany Snow) as well as other assorted Bellas, whose names I can't really remember. But that is so not their fault. Later, we see that Jesse (Skylar Astin) and Benji (Ben Platt) have also returned. Yay, boys! And, of course, the people I consider the best part of the first movie have also returned. Those people are the commentators, John and Gail, played by John Michael Higgins and Elizabeth Banks, respectively. Banks, by the way, also directed here. I happen to think she did a great job. Though, one can only go up from being a contributor to Movie 43. Oooohhh! That mess still grinds my gears. Let's move on before something happens.
So, do we have any new people for the sequel? Yes, a few. First, our villains are a rival a capella team from - get this! - Germany. Really? Well, I suppose we have to get something in lieu of that Cool Runnings sequel we were hoping for. And we also get a new Bella in the form of Emily, played by Hailee Steinfeld. And, yes, she gets to sing. That was one of things missing from her role in Begin Again, so I'm happy I get to hear her in this. Now, I know what you're thinking. How can they get a new Bella if they can't hold auditions? Well, as it happens, Emily is a legacy, because her mother was a Bella, so they just let her in, no audition necessary. Her mother, who is played by...Katey Sagal!! Hooray...I guess. Oh, certainly HOORAY for Ms. Sagal, but she's barely in it, so...boo, to that.
Okay, besides the main plot I mentioned about them preparing for World's, we get a subplot of Beca having a secret internship that takes away time from the Bellas. Also, we find out that Emily is a songwriter. Hmmm... New girl is a music making person? Gee, I wonder how this is gonna end? Yeah, exactly the way you think. But that's not so bad. More on that in a moment.
Anyway, let us discuss the music, which was the star of the first movie. Same here. Although, if given the choice, I guess I prefer the music from the first rather than this. Not to say that it's not good here in the sequel. It is. Also, we get something in this film that we did not get in the predecessor - an original song called "Flashlight". It is a really good song. I mean, Sia helped to write it, so it's already got one good foot in the door. And it plays an important role in the finale. I like the finale. I like what they did, and it even made me a little misty eyed, I must admit. What? I have feelings.
And we are apparently getting a third Pitch Perfect, so prepare yourselves.
Okay, let's aca-finish this up. (Yeah, you just saw that!) I like the first Pitch Perfect better, and I still kind of think that the only reason they made a second one was because that was a big hit. Also, because of the music. However, that does not mean that this was bad at all. In fact, I enjoyed myself whilst watching and listening to it. I think if you were or are a fan of the first, you will definitely enjoy the one that follows.
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
Friday, December 11, 2015
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle - Movie Review
Greetings,
Hey, remember the other day when I said that one of the only things I didn't like about Shanghai Knights was lack of Lucy Liu? Well, today, we have a movie with a lot of her in it. Unfortunately, said movie and its material are so far beneath her. That must have been why Bill Murray allegedly said she couldn't act. You could have given this script to Bette Davis, and she would have come off like an amateur. And Ms. Liu was the only of the Angel actresses to NOT win a Golden Razzie for this, so... At least, that led us to getting some time with the late, great Bernie Mac as New Bosley. But I'm getting ahead of myself and my feelings for this movie. Both of them, actually, but, of course, we are only discussing sequels this week. So, ladies and gentlemen, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.
So, the main plot of the film is that the Angels are tasked with retrieving a bunch of titanium rings, which, when put together, can reveal a list of people in the Witness Protection Program. Obviously, having this fall into the wrong hands would be a bad thing. Although, like I said, that is the main plot, and in these kinds of films, the main plot can often become secondary or almost non-existent, in lieu of the many subplots going on. Oh, where to begin with those.
Okay, one subplot is about Angel Natalie, Cameron Diaz's character, moving in with her boyfriend, Pete, played, once again, by Luke Wilson. Oh, honey, no. She seems to be the one who would most likely jump the Angel ship to gain herself some kind of "normal" life. Angel Alex, Lucy Liu's character, has to deal with her boyfriend, Jason, played by Matt LeBlanc, and an unexpected visit from her father played by John Cleese. Really? Okay. And finally, we have the subplot of Angel Dylan, played by Drew Barrymore. Her thing is concern that her group of Angels will end someday. Someday soon, in fact. She has a bit of a checkered past, and it's clear that this job has been the most stability and the thing most like a family that she's ever had. Wow, movie, you are trying to get too deep for your own good. Anyway, whilst all of THAT is going on, we are also dealing with the return of Madison Lee, a former Angel played by Demi Moore. Okay, so here's the thing. I am not exactly a fan of Demi Moore's, generally speaking. But credit where it's due, I'd say she's one of the best things about this movie. I won't say why, but yeah. And not to sound shallow, but she also looks absolutely amazing, giving her younger co-stars a run for their money. Oh, and I like Justin Theroux in this. He's always fun. As is another person in this Crispin Glover. He tends to be a kick in a lot of movies, for better or worse, but after that whole Back to The Future 2 thing we all heard about, I just don't know about him.
Look, I don't even know what to really say about this, considering how much the plot matters, or doesn't matter, should I say. then, there's all those subplots with which we have to deal. And finally, all of that...extra stuff we have floating around. And I don't mean like not in the movie, DVD extras. I'm talking practically Family Guy style cutaway type stuff, which I don't even know if they had a point. I was too distracted by the way that they kept putting the Angels into these weird, fetishy situations. Not unlike what they did in the first movie. Whatever. Oh, and holy crap, there were so many cameos in this thing. You can find a list on your own. I am not naming them all.
So, even though when it comes to this movie, I do not exactly approve. However, it was better than the first. Certainly less boring, but enjoyably more self-ware, which is no less than what we want from these movies. And I still have no idea why they didn't set these in the 70's like the show. You know, in a time when it would have made sense in context for most people to be thinking "WHAT?! WOMEN?! Going out and getting jobs? Good Heavens!" I would mostly classify these Charlie's Angels films in the category of 'Acquired Taste', like for guys who enjoy seeing women in fetishy situations. Tame, but...yeah, fetishy. Is that even a word? Well, it is now. Having said that, I can't figure out if this film is trying to empower women or objectify them. Can you do both at the same time? I don't know. I don't think so, but I just don't know. Yeah, I'm putting too much thought into this.
Let's just wrap this thing. Bottom line, this is not exactly my taste. And if you want to see some Lucy Liu in some good stuff, might I suggest reruns of Ally McBeal for a funny mood, or Elementary (WAY better than Sherlock!) for a more serious mood. She's worth it.
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
Hey, remember the other day when I said that one of the only things I didn't like about Shanghai Knights was lack of Lucy Liu? Well, today, we have a movie with a lot of her in it. Unfortunately, said movie and its material are so far beneath her. That must have been why Bill Murray allegedly said she couldn't act. You could have given this script to Bette Davis, and she would have come off like an amateur. And Ms. Liu was the only of the Angel actresses to NOT win a Golden Razzie for this, so... At least, that led us to getting some time with the late, great Bernie Mac as New Bosley. But I'm getting ahead of myself and my feelings for this movie. Both of them, actually, but, of course, we are only discussing sequels this week. So, ladies and gentlemen, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.
So, the main plot of the film is that the Angels are tasked with retrieving a bunch of titanium rings, which, when put together, can reveal a list of people in the Witness Protection Program. Obviously, having this fall into the wrong hands would be a bad thing. Although, like I said, that is the main plot, and in these kinds of films, the main plot can often become secondary or almost non-existent, in lieu of the many subplots going on. Oh, where to begin with those.
Okay, one subplot is about Angel Natalie, Cameron Diaz's character, moving in with her boyfriend, Pete, played, once again, by Luke Wilson. Oh, honey, no. She seems to be the one who would most likely jump the Angel ship to gain herself some kind of "normal" life. Angel Alex, Lucy Liu's character, has to deal with her boyfriend, Jason, played by Matt LeBlanc, and an unexpected visit from her father played by John Cleese. Really? Okay. And finally, we have the subplot of Angel Dylan, played by Drew Barrymore. Her thing is concern that her group of Angels will end someday. Someday soon, in fact. She has a bit of a checkered past, and it's clear that this job has been the most stability and the thing most like a family that she's ever had. Wow, movie, you are trying to get too deep for your own good. Anyway, whilst all of THAT is going on, we are also dealing with the return of Madison Lee, a former Angel played by Demi Moore. Okay, so here's the thing. I am not exactly a fan of Demi Moore's, generally speaking. But credit where it's due, I'd say she's one of the best things about this movie. I won't say why, but yeah. And not to sound shallow, but she also looks absolutely amazing, giving her younger co-stars a run for their money. Oh, and I like Justin Theroux in this. He's always fun. As is another person in this Crispin Glover. He tends to be a kick in a lot of movies, for better or worse, but after that whole Back to The Future 2 thing we all heard about, I just don't know about him.
Look, I don't even know what to really say about this, considering how much the plot matters, or doesn't matter, should I say. then, there's all those subplots with which we have to deal. And finally, all of that...extra stuff we have floating around. And I don't mean like not in the movie, DVD extras. I'm talking practically Family Guy style cutaway type stuff, which I don't even know if they had a point. I was too distracted by the way that they kept putting the Angels into these weird, fetishy situations. Not unlike what they did in the first movie. Whatever. Oh, and holy crap, there were so many cameos in this thing. You can find a list on your own. I am not naming them all.
So, even though when it comes to this movie, I do not exactly approve. However, it was better than the first. Certainly less boring, but enjoyably more self-ware, which is no less than what we want from these movies. And I still have no idea why they didn't set these in the 70's like the show. You know, in a time when it would have made sense in context for most people to be thinking "WHAT?! WOMEN?! Going out and getting jobs? Good Heavens!" I would mostly classify these Charlie's Angels films in the category of 'Acquired Taste', like for guys who enjoy seeing women in fetishy situations. Tame, but...yeah, fetishy. Is that even a word? Well, it is now. Having said that, I can't figure out if this film is trying to empower women or objectify them. Can you do both at the same time? I don't know. I don't think so, but I just don't know. Yeah, I'm putting too much thought into this.
Let's just wrap this thing. Bottom line, this is not exactly my taste. And if you want to see some Lucy Liu in some good stuff, might I suggest reruns of Ally McBeal for a funny mood, or Elementary (WAY better than Sherlock!) for a more serious mood. She's worth it.
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 - Movie Review
Greetings,
Hey, wait a minute! Are you trying to tell me that you can have a story with not two, not three, but FOUR females having a strong friendship where they genuinely care about and love each other, and occasionally have disagreements, but only over things that warrant said disagreements, not just because they need to be catty, because "Women! Am I right?", whilst still maintaining a powerful connection as friends, or, dare I say it, sisters? So, anyway, I like this movie. And I liked the first one. As my rant stated, both films were a great example that women can be actual, legit friends, not just the popular "frenemies". Interesting, considering one of the actresses in these things. However, today, we are only talking about one of the films, the sequel, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, 2: Secret of the Blues. Okay, fine. That second part is just what I would have added. I really need to find a job as a professional title maker. Anyway, let's get started.
The second cinematic installment of the "Traveling Pants" saga takes place three years after the first, since the four friends Carmen (America Ferrara), Tibby (Amber Tamblyn) Lena (Alexis Bledel) and Bridget (Blake Lively) came across the magical pants that somehow fit all of them. This time around, after a quick montage of what they have all been up to over the years, we learn that they are now all finishing up their first year at college. Colleges that spread them all over the place, mind you. And now they are all coming home for the summer to Bethesda to resume the tradition of sharing the pants. Or so Carmen thinks. Turns out, though, that they are all going to be separated again to go off on some adventures. Tibby has to stay in NYC for some kind of summer school, Lena takes a drawing class in Rhode Island, Bridget heads to Turkey for archeology, then Alabama for other reasons, and Carmen, on a whim, goes to Vermont for a theater workshop.
Like with the first film, we follow each girl with whatever she is doing, switching back and forth every so often. I have to say, before I saw the first film and only heard about this method, I was worried. I thought I would feel too flip-flopped around, not being able to get invested in any story. Well, this sequel, just like the first movie, did a very good job with making you feel like you're getting all the stories equally and just enough at a time. No confusion as I feared. I also like that they let the girls grow up just as much as you'd expect them to be. They weren't acting older or younger than their characters were supposed to be. So, again, just right.
Throughout the summer, several things happen to the girls individually, much like before. On this go round, Lena, Tibby, and Carmen are dealing with issues concerning guys, from somewhat to majorly, whilst Bridget is more dealing with family issues. So, the structure has remained the same, but what fills up the time are all new stories. And since we have new stories, we have a few new characters, as well as some returning ones, which means new and returning actors. Leonardo Nam, Michael Rady, Rachel Ticotin and Ernie Lively all come back, and we get, for the first time, a bunch of other actors, including Lucy Hale, Jesse Williams, Tom Wisdom, Rachel Nichols, the legendary Blythe Danner, the always awesome Kyle MacLachlan, and Shohreh Aghdashloo, who might have the most amazing speaking voice in the history of vocal activity. Yes, I enjoyed this supporting cast verily.
Anyway, though we do follow the four girls through their individual trials of life, one pretty big thing happens to all of them. So, technically, they are forced back together close to the end, but it doesn't FEEL forced, which is the most important thing in these situations. And we all get to go to a beautiful location once again. Honestly, I love the ending of this movie, which I will not give away, of course. I just think the short monologue in the final moments really does say some downright perfect things about friendship and growing up. And isn't that what the story of these girls is truly about?
So, some of you may be wondering, since I love books so much, if I've ever read these books. Well, no, but I would certainly like to do so someday. Now, concerning those books, there is one thing that I always wondered. As it happens, while the first film is based on the first book alone, the second film is based on the second, third and fourth books, combined. I've always wondered how the fans felt about that. If they would rather have had three separate movies, or if they were happy with this. Frankly, if they were disappointed, I'd just tell them to count their blessings and prepare themselves for the adaptations to come. You know, when we switch from condensing three books into one movie to expanding one book to three movies! Darn you, Hobbit! I'll never get those 87 hours of my life back! Anyway...
Bottom line, as I said, I like this movie, and I think I like it more than the first. I just feel like it has more story and the characters are more developed, dealing with far more grown up issues. Maybe that's because of the "three books squished into one" thing, or it could just be some good adaptation writing. Either way, if you like a good movie, specifically a (I hate to say this!) chick flick, this one as well as its predecessor, are some great picks.
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
Hey, wait a minute! Are you trying to tell me that you can have a story with not two, not three, but FOUR females having a strong friendship where they genuinely care about and love each other, and occasionally have disagreements, but only over things that warrant said disagreements, not just because they need to be catty, because "Women! Am I right?", whilst still maintaining a powerful connection as friends, or, dare I say it, sisters? So, anyway, I like this movie. And I liked the first one. As my rant stated, both films were a great example that women can be actual, legit friends, not just the popular "frenemies". Interesting, considering one of the actresses in these things. However, today, we are only talking about one of the films, the sequel, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, 2: Secret of the Blues. Okay, fine. That second part is just what I would have added. I really need to find a job as a professional title maker. Anyway, let's get started.
The second cinematic installment of the "Traveling Pants" saga takes place three years after the first, since the four friends Carmen (America Ferrara), Tibby (Amber Tamblyn) Lena (Alexis Bledel) and Bridget (Blake Lively) came across the magical pants that somehow fit all of them. This time around, after a quick montage of what they have all been up to over the years, we learn that they are now all finishing up their first year at college. Colleges that spread them all over the place, mind you. And now they are all coming home for the summer to Bethesda to resume the tradition of sharing the pants. Or so Carmen thinks. Turns out, though, that they are all going to be separated again to go off on some adventures. Tibby has to stay in NYC for some kind of summer school, Lena takes a drawing class in Rhode Island, Bridget heads to Turkey for archeology, then Alabama for other reasons, and Carmen, on a whim, goes to Vermont for a theater workshop.
Like with the first film, we follow each girl with whatever she is doing, switching back and forth every so often. I have to say, before I saw the first film and only heard about this method, I was worried. I thought I would feel too flip-flopped around, not being able to get invested in any story. Well, this sequel, just like the first movie, did a very good job with making you feel like you're getting all the stories equally and just enough at a time. No confusion as I feared. I also like that they let the girls grow up just as much as you'd expect them to be. They weren't acting older or younger than their characters were supposed to be. So, again, just right.
Throughout the summer, several things happen to the girls individually, much like before. On this go round, Lena, Tibby, and Carmen are dealing with issues concerning guys, from somewhat to majorly, whilst Bridget is more dealing with family issues. So, the structure has remained the same, but what fills up the time are all new stories. And since we have new stories, we have a few new characters, as well as some returning ones, which means new and returning actors. Leonardo Nam, Michael Rady, Rachel Ticotin and Ernie Lively all come back, and we get, for the first time, a bunch of other actors, including Lucy Hale, Jesse Williams, Tom Wisdom, Rachel Nichols, the legendary Blythe Danner, the always awesome Kyle MacLachlan, and Shohreh Aghdashloo, who might have the most amazing speaking voice in the history of vocal activity. Yes, I enjoyed this supporting cast verily.
Anyway, though we do follow the four girls through their individual trials of life, one pretty big thing happens to all of them. So, technically, they are forced back together close to the end, but it doesn't FEEL forced, which is the most important thing in these situations. And we all get to go to a beautiful location once again. Honestly, I love the ending of this movie, which I will not give away, of course. I just think the short monologue in the final moments really does say some downright perfect things about friendship and growing up. And isn't that what the story of these girls is truly about?
So, some of you may be wondering, since I love books so much, if I've ever read these books. Well, no, but I would certainly like to do so someday. Now, concerning those books, there is one thing that I always wondered. As it happens, while the first film is based on the first book alone, the second film is based on the second, third and fourth books, combined. I've always wondered how the fans felt about that. If they would rather have had three separate movies, or if they were happy with this. Frankly, if they were disappointed, I'd just tell them to count their blessings and prepare themselves for the adaptations to come. You know, when we switch from condensing three books into one movie to expanding one book to three movies! Darn you, Hobbit! I'll never get those 87 hours of my life back! Anyway...
Bottom line, as I said, I like this movie, and I think I like it more than the first. I just feel like it has more story and the characters are more developed, dealing with far more grown up issues. Maybe that's because of the "three books squished into one" thing, or it could just be some good adaptation writing. Either way, if you like a good movie, specifically a (I hate to say this!) chick flick, this one as well as its predecessor, are some great picks.
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
Tuesday, December 8, 2015
Shanghai Knights - Movie Review
Greetings,
When it comes to Westerns, they have always been hit or miss with me. I think a lot of it rests on the fact that the movies in this genre have to know exactly to what extent to take themselves seriously. You can make it funny or serious, but know which one you're doing. Yes, this can go for other genres, but I think film makers can most teeter on this one. And this is why I loved 2000's Shanghai Noon. It was a comedy and it did not take itself seriously. It starred Owen Wilson and Jackie Chan, for crying out loud. What does one expect? Did we expect a sequel? Did we need one? I don't know, but because of reasons, which I'll get to later, I'm glad it exists. On a less personal note, I think the fantastic chemistry between the aforementioned actors made it one people were looking forward to. So, let's get to today's sequel review, Shanghai Knights. Because it's in old England. And they have knights there, apparently. Get it. Like Shanghai Noon. High Noon, like a Western. GETITGETITGETIT!!!!!! Moving on.
Okay, the story of Chon Wang (Chan) and Roy O'Bannon (Wilson) actually starts in China, where we see Wang's father (Kim Chan) and sister, Lin (Fann Wong), having tea, and we find out that he has disowned his son for staying in America. Then, suddenly they are attacked by a guy named Lord Rathbone (Aidan Gillen) and the Boxers, and Wang's father is killed. When he receives news of this, Wang is understandably devastated, and this is an ongoing thread throughout the film, which includes his having to figure out a puzzle box, something he will be able to solve only when he is ready. After a time of mourning, Wang seeks out Roy to get his share of their gold. See first movie for details. Turns out that Roy is just as lovably sleazy as we hoped he would still be, leading to hijinks and shenanigans, including attempted male prostitution. Ya know? For the kids. In the end, everything leads them to where the meat of the story happens, England.
Speaking of which, I guess I should say something before I move on. If you think this movie believes it is above making the typical "England" jokes, you would be wrong. As well it should not be, as it is a comedy. But, yes, they did take advantage of everything you would expect. Hey, let's play with the Buckingham Palace guards because they can't move! Hey, English people have bad teeth! Hey, their food sucks, and even if it doesn't, it has a name that sounds like something no one would want to eat! Yeah, all of those things. However, I am letting it slide, because it's all in the execution. And they carried it out very well.
Anyway, whilst in England, we watch the boys partake in several adventures and meet some new faces, including a young boy (Aaron Johnson) named Charlie (who could it be?) and a Scotland Yard inspector (Tom Fisher) named Artie Doyle (WHO COULD IT BE!?!? Okay, that second one will probably be easier to guess.). Also, they must rescue Lin from jail as she tried to assassinate Lord Rathbone, who is like the 87th in line to the throne or some such number. It's a thing that comes up a lot, and always in a funny way. So, both Lin and the boys have to find a way to expose Rathbone and avenge the death of the Chons' father, a quest that is complicated by Roy's developing feelings for Lin, which causes a few problems in his friendship with Wang. As it does. But, after finding out the hilarious ridiculous plan of Rathbone to overtake the throne, a plan that also included a guy named Wu Chow (Donnie Yen) the boys and Lin partake in even more adventurous behavior to thwart him, as well as his accomplices. I wonder if more hijinks and shenanigans will come to pass. Indeed.
I must say, as a whole I think I like this one even better than the first. Now, if we get specific, I usually would never say that without Lucy Liu is better than with Lucy Liu, as she was the female protagonist in Shanghai Noon, but, again, looking at the big picture, I prefer Shanghai Knights. And now it's time for my personal corner, as I hinted at before.
Okay, in early 2003, I went through a very difficult event in my life. One with a very serious and painful loss. I was in a state of not wanting to smile, and certainly not laugh, because I convinced myself that if I was laughing, I wasn't grieving and if I wasn't grieving, I was forgetting. I know now how wrong I was to feel that way, but then, I was really in a bad way. So, one night, I was watching an interview with Owen Wilson and Jackie Chan concerning this movie, and Owen said something funny. I smiled and then, I laughed. It felt really good, and I was able to feel okay doing it. Frankly, that one act managed to help me out of something of a depression. So, believe it or not, I associate this film with people bringing light into the lives of others just by trying to bring smiles to their faces. And there you go.
In closing, I am, of course, recommending this. See the first one, and then, see this one. Both of them are just plain fun and funny and definitely worth the watch. And, yes, I am still holding out hope for a third installment. Shanghai...Dawn..or Shanghai Don? Who's Don? I don't know. I can only come up with titles. Someone else has to come up with the idea.
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
When it comes to Westerns, they have always been hit or miss with me. I think a lot of it rests on the fact that the movies in this genre have to know exactly to what extent to take themselves seriously. You can make it funny or serious, but know which one you're doing. Yes, this can go for other genres, but I think film makers can most teeter on this one. And this is why I loved 2000's Shanghai Noon. It was a comedy and it did not take itself seriously. It starred Owen Wilson and Jackie Chan, for crying out loud. What does one expect? Did we expect a sequel? Did we need one? I don't know, but because of reasons, which I'll get to later, I'm glad it exists. On a less personal note, I think the fantastic chemistry between the aforementioned actors made it one people were looking forward to. So, let's get to today's sequel review, Shanghai Knights. Because it's in old England. And they have knights there, apparently. Get it. Like Shanghai Noon. High Noon, like a Western. GETITGETITGETIT!!!!!! Moving on.
Okay, the story of Chon Wang (Chan) and Roy O'Bannon (Wilson) actually starts in China, where we see Wang's father (Kim Chan) and sister, Lin (Fann Wong), having tea, and we find out that he has disowned his son for staying in America. Then, suddenly they are attacked by a guy named Lord Rathbone (Aidan Gillen) and the Boxers, and Wang's father is killed. When he receives news of this, Wang is understandably devastated, and this is an ongoing thread throughout the film, which includes his having to figure out a puzzle box, something he will be able to solve only when he is ready. After a time of mourning, Wang seeks out Roy to get his share of their gold. See first movie for details. Turns out that Roy is just as lovably sleazy as we hoped he would still be, leading to hijinks and shenanigans, including attempted male prostitution. Ya know? For the kids. In the end, everything leads them to where the meat of the story happens, England.
Speaking of which, I guess I should say something before I move on. If you think this movie believes it is above making the typical "England" jokes, you would be wrong. As well it should not be, as it is a comedy. But, yes, they did take advantage of everything you would expect. Hey, let's play with the Buckingham Palace guards because they can't move! Hey, English people have bad teeth! Hey, their food sucks, and even if it doesn't, it has a name that sounds like something no one would want to eat! Yeah, all of those things. However, I am letting it slide, because it's all in the execution. And they carried it out very well.
Anyway, whilst in England, we watch the boys partake in several adventures and meet some new faces, including a young boy (Aaron Johnson) named Charlie (who could it be?) and a Scotland Yard inspector (Tom Fisher) named Artie Doyle (WHO COULD IT BE!?!? Okay, that second one will probably be easier to guess.). Also, they must rescue Lin from jail as she tried to assassinate Lord Rathbone, who is like the 87th in line to the throne or some such number. It's a thing that comes up a lot, and always in a funny way. So, both Lin and the boys have to find a way to expose Rathbone and avenge the death of the Chons' father, a quest that is complicated by Roy's developing feelings for Lin, which causes a few problems in his friendship with Wang. As it does. But, after finding out the hilarious ridiculous plan of Rathbone to overtake the throne, a plan that also included a guy named Wu Chow (Donnie Yen) the boys and Lin partake in even more adventurous behavior to thwart him, as well as his accomplices. I wonder if more hijinks and shenanigans will come to pass. Indeed.
I must say, as a whole I think I like this one even better than the first. Now, if we get specific, I usually would never say that without Lucy Liu is better than with Lucy Liu, as she was the female protagonist in Shanghai Noon, but, again, looking at the big picture, I prefer Shanghai Knights. And now it's time for my personal corner, as I hinted at before.
Okay, in early 2003, I went through a very difficult event in my life. One with a very serious and painful loss. I was in a state of not wanting to smile, and certainly not laugh, because I convinced myself that if I was laughing, I wasn't grieving and if I wasn't grieving, I was forgetting. I know now how wrong I was to feel that way, but then, I was really in a bad way. So, one night, I was watching an interview with Owen Wilson and Jackie Chan concerning this movie, and Owen said something funny. I smiled and then, I laughed. It felt really good, and I was able to feel okay doing it. Frankly, that one act managed to help me out of something of a depression. So, believe it or not, I associate this film with people bringing light into the lives of others just by trying to bring smiles to their faces. And there you go.
In closing, I am, of course, recommending this. See the first one, and then, see this one. Both of them are just plain fun and funny and definitely worth the watch. And, yes, I am still holding out hope for a third installment. Shanghai...Dawn..or Shanghai Don? Who's Don? I don't know. I can only come up with titles. Someone else has to come up with the idea.
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
Monday, December 7, 2015
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde - Movie Review
Greetings,
Sometimes I wonder to myself when it is that a sequel is necessary. It's obvious with some movies, every now and then, due to cliffhanger endings or being part of a book series or whatever. I'm kind of on the fence about this one about which I'll writing today, and I'll get to why in a moment. Maybe I'll figure it out, for sure, as I review Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde.
In 2001, the movie Legally Blonde became a massive hit, kind of out of nowhere, as I recall, and it turned Reese Witherspoon into a huge star. And rightfully so, because she was just a delight in the film as Elle Woods, a young woman who decided to go to law school because of a boy and ended up excelling. In case you didn't already know that. Well, here's a spoiler if you haven't seen that movie. We find out in the end that Elle's new boyfriend, Emmett, is going to propose to her. We could have all guessed that she'd say yes, and lived happily ever after. But apparently, we needed another movie to follow through with that. A movie that pretty much has almost nothing to do with said nuptials, which may have been a better plot, but what do I know?
Anyway, two years later, we got this sequel, starting with Elle making plans for her wedding, which includes trying to find her dog Bruiser's mother. Yeah, I'm a dog person as well, but come now. This leads her to finding out about a certain makeup brand doing animal testing, which, in turn, leads her to trying to fight it by way of her law firm, and when that doesn't work out, it leads her inevitably to Washington, D.C. so she can use the system to change the laws. And then, came the unicorns and leprechauns, because what happens in this thing is a tad fairy tale-ish. At least, it seems that way to me, because I can be a bit of a cynic, every now and then. Plus, I don't always trust Hollywood. Although, I think many people classify it as "feel-good". Whatever. Moving on.
What happens when she gets to D.C. is going to seem quite familiar to anyone who has seen the first film. It kind of follows the same tropes, as sequels are often wont to do. You know what I mean? She goes to some new place full of powerful people who don't take her seriously. Friends become enemies, enemies become friends, and apparently knowing plenty of fashion and beauty tips are the answer to everything. This means that writing this review is pretty easy as for plot I can basically just say "See First Film". However, despite those similarities, it has enough changes that make it different. I suppose that's the most we can hope for from a lot of sequels. Also, we get the introduction of the "Snap Cup". Which might be the awesome-est movie prop since the DeLorean. Anywho...
Another thing I like about this movie is the cast. We get a lot of old favorites coming back, like Jennifer Coolidge, Alanna Ubach, Jessica Caulfiel and of course, Luke Wilson. No Selma Blair, though. What the deuce? I thought they became best friends. Did those two have a tiff? Anyway, we also get some new faces, including legends like Sally Field and Bob Newhart, great character actors like Bruce McGill and Dane Ivey, and also the wonderful Regina King. Although, now that I think about it, she got her start on 227, which took place in...Washington, D.C., which must mean...Oh, my gosh. OH, MY GOSH! It all makes sense now! But moving on.
I suppose the question with this, as with all sequels, is whether or not it was necessary. To be honest, not exactly. We could have predicted that Elle and Emmett would marry and she would become successful at something. I don't think we needed another movie to tell us that, especially since the former was barely more than a subplot. But is this a bad movie? No, I certainly wouldn't say that. It's enjoyable enough, particularly if you like the feel of the first one. It's nowhere near as good as the first one, of course, as the newness and charm were what really made it become a hit, I think. It obviously doesn't have the newness, and also, a bit less of the charm, but it does have its moments. I say that it's worth at least one watch. And who knows? That one watch may lead to more.
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
Sometimes I wonder to myself when it is that a sequel is necessary. It's obvious with some movies, every now and then, due to cliffhanger endings or being part of a book series or whatever. I'm kind of on the fence about this one about which I'll writing today, and I'll get to why in a moment. Maybe I'll figure it out, for sure, as I review Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde.
In 2001, the movie Legally Blonde became a massive hit, kind of out of nowhere, as I recall, and it turned Reese Witherspoon into a huge star. And rightfully so, because she was just a delight in the film as Elle Woods, a young woman who decided to go to law school because of a boy and ended up excelling. In case you didn't already know that. Well, here's a spoiler if you haven't seen that movie. We find out in the end that Elle's new boyfriend, Emmett, is going to propose to her. We could have all guessed that she'd say yes, and lived happily ever after. But apparently, we needed another movie to follow through with that. A movie that pretty much has almost nothing to do with said nuptials, which may have been a better plot, but what do I know?
Anyway, two years later, we got this sequel, starting with Elle making plans for her wedding, which includes trying to find her dog Bruiser's mother. Yeah, I'm a dog person as well, but come now. This leads her to finding out about a certain makeup brand doing animal testing, which, in turn, leads her to trying to fight it by way of her law firm, and when that doesn't work out, it leads her inevitably to Washington, D.C. so she can use the system to change the laws. And then, came the unicorns and leprechauns, because what happens in this thing is a tad fairy tale-ish. At least, it seems that way to me, because I can be a bit of a cynic, every now and then. Plus, I don't always trust Hollywood. Although, I think many people classify it as "feel-good". Whatever. Moving on.
What happens when she gets to D.C. is going to seem quite familiar to anyone who has seen the first film. It kind of follows the same tropes, as sequels are often wont to do. You know what I mean? She goes to some new place full of powerful people who don't take her seriously. Friends become enemies, enemies become friends, and apparently knowing plenty of fashion and beauty tips are the answer to everything. This means that writing this review is pretty easy as for plot I can basically just say "See First Film". However, despite those similarities, it has enough changes that make it different. I suppose that's the most we can hope for from a lot of sequels. Also, we get the introduction of the "Snap Cup". Which might be the awesome-est movie prop since the DeLorean. Anywho...
Another thing I like about this movie is the cast. We get a lot of old favorites coming back, like Jennifer Coolidge, Alanna Ubach, Jessica Caulfiel and of course, Luke Wilson. No Selma Blair, though. What the deuce? I thought they became best friends. Did those two have a tiff? Anyway, we also get some new faces, including legends like Sally Field and Bob Newhart, great character actors like Bruce McGill and Dane Ivey, and also the wonderful Regina King. Although, now that I think about it, she got her start on 227, which took place in...Washington, D.C., which must mean...Oh, my gosh. OH, MY GOSH! It all makes sense now! But moving on.
I suppose the question with this, as with all sequels, is whether or not it was necessary. To be honest, not exactly. We could have predicted that Elle and Emmett would marry and she would become successful at something. I don't think we needed another movie to tell us that, especially since the former was barely more than a subplot. But is this a bad movie? No, I certainly wouldn't say that. It's enjoyable enough, particularly if you like the feel of the first one. It's nowhere near as good as the first one, of course, as the newness and charm were what really made it become a hit, I think. It obviously doesn't have the newness, and also, a bit less of the charm, but it does have its moments. I say that it's worth at least one watch. And who knows? That one watch may lead to more.
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Top Ten Thanksgiving Episodes
Greetings,
So, as some of you may have noticed, I have been pretty much out of commission where this blog is concerned. It's not really my fault, since I've come down with a serious case of NaNoWriMo...and also, life in general. But today is a day for giving thanks and, I think, giving back to those who love us and support us throughout the year. Since I consider anyone who so much as clicks on this site as someone who supports me, I wanted to give something to all of you. Something fun, I hope. Therefore, today, on this my most favorite of all the holidays, I will be sharing a list of my favorite Thanksgiving themed episodes of various TV shows.
I suppose the only rule for this list is that it they all had to be episodes pulled from a scripted series. So, nothing like The Charlie Brown Thanksgiving or The Lawrence Welk Thanksgiving Special (apologies to my grandfather for omitting that one!). Other than that, everything is a contender. So, off we go.
Honorable Mention: Law & Order: Criminal Intent "The War at Home" - This is merely a mention, because it's not really a Thanksgiving episode in the traditional sense. And while I may be wrong, I believe this is one of the only, if not THE only holiday themed episode from the Law & Order franchise. And they chose Thanksgiving. Yay. Also, dramatic Fran Drescher. Indeed.
#10. Saved By the Bell: The College Years "A Thanksgiving Story" - I know, I know. I made it quite clear in a previous post that I do not understand why this show exists. However, Thanksgiving is a very nostalgic time for me, so my nostalgia goggles are on with this one. There's a plot about everyone wanting to get home for the holiday, especially Kelly who is very close with her family. Will she? Who knows? Who cares? We have celebrity cameos! Or should I say early 90's celebrity cameos, like Marsha Warfield, Brian Austin Green, Jenna Von Oy, Jonathan Brandis (R.I.P) and even Mr. Belding shows up. Oh, and also Marv Albert. But I think this was before...you know...the thing happened. But whatever! Good times of my youth!
#9. Community "Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations" - Here we have the newest of everything on the list. In this episode, we get to follow two story lines. One covers Jeff deciding to make a visit to his father, mostly through the "persuasion" of Britta, and he ends up getting more family than he thought. Meanwhile, Troy, Abed, Annie and Pierce attend Thanksgiving at Shirley's, but they soon regret that decision, leading to some hilarious attempts to escape...Shawshank style.
#8. Felicity "Thanksgiving" - Did I mention that I often wish my college experience would have been similar to that of Felicity Porter? Well, yeah, I do. Except for that weird fourth season time travel stuff. Mm-hmm. Anyway, through a series of crazy events, Felicity ends up making dinner for a boat load of her new friends, instead of going home. Nothing goes as planned, especially where Noel is concerned, but, in the end, we get a very heartwarming scene showing that, while she's far from her family, she just may have found a new one.
#7. Ally McBeal "Troubled Water" - You know it's gonna be a wild party when you gather the characters of Ally McBeal together. Add Ally's parents to the mix and the ante has been officially upped. Hoping for a nice, joyful Thanksgiving, Ally invites the whole gang over, but when secrets are revealed, things take a turn for the emotional, but also the even more hilarious. Yeah, what a treat we get with the sparring of Lucy Liu and Dyan Cannon. It's mag-nificent!
#6. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Talking Turkey" - Ah, yes. The episode where we find out that Will's mother is as disgusted by the behavior of rich kids as the rest of us are. Excellent. So, she makes them all cook Thanksgiving dinner, which worries Carlton, as he has invited his English teacher to the meal. I'm sure everything will work out just fine. Truth.
#5. Friends "The One with the Football" - Friends has always managed to BRING IT hardcore when it comes to their Thanksgiving episodes, so I had a lot to choose from. We have the Rachel's trifle one, the Mocolate one, the Brad Pitt one, which, in hindsight, is even more hilarious. But I decided on this one. Mostly, because of The Geller Cup. I want The Geller Cup. It's been nearly 20 years, and I still want The Geller Cup. Also, I want the That Girl t-shirt that Phoebe is wearing.
#4. The Drew Carey Show "Mimi's Day Parade" - Is anything better than the conflicts of Drew Carey and Mimi Bobeck? The answer is no. Anyway, in this episode, Drew is tasked with organizing (at the last minute) a Thanksgiving Day Parade. Mimi agrees to give Drew some much needed help, if he lets her be the Snow Queen/Grand Marshall of the parade. Again, I'm sure this will all work out great.
#3. Family Ties "No Nukes is Good Nukes" - If you've ever watched so much as one episode of Family Ties, you may have noticed that Steven and Elyse Keaton are former hippies who wish they still were sometimes. And how do hippies want to spend Thanksgiving? Participating in a protest for nuclear disarmament, of course! This was a thing in the 80's, because of reasons. And don't quote me on this, but I think this may have inspired the plot of Superman 4: The Quest for Peace. And we all know how well that worked out. This episode is better though.
#2. ALF "Turkey in the Straw" - This made my list of Top Ten ALF Episodes, so I won't ramble. You can read that list yourself. In short, it's a two-parter where ALF befriends a homeless man, who may or my not have nefarious intentions. But, yet again, we are left with the most heartwarming of stories...that involves a wisecracking alien.
#1. Mama's Family "An Ill Wind" - Two words: Drunk Iola. I shouldn't have to go on, but I will. This also made a previous top ten list, and with good reason. I LOVE this episode. It's so funny and zany and action-packed. No, seriously, there's a tornado and everything. So, this episode is even better than Twister. Which is not difficult. But I love Mama and her family and I love Thanksgiving, so there you go.
And there are my Top Ten Thanksgiving Episodes. Now I must go back to fulfilling my task of writing 50,000 words this month...right after turkey. Everyone have a safe and happy Thanksgiving with your family and friends or whomever. God bless and thank you!
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
So, as some of you may have noticed, I have been pretty much out of commission where this blog is concerned. It's not really my fault, since I've come down with a serious case of NaNoWriMo...and also, life in general. But today is a day for giving thanks and, I think, giving back to those who love us and support us throughout the year. Since I consider anyone who so much as clicks on this site as someone who supports me, I wanted to give something to all of you. Something fun, I hope. Therefore, today, on this my most favorite of all the holidays, I will be sharing a list of my favorite Thanksgiving themed episodes of various TV shows.
I suppose the only rule for this list is that it they all had to be episodes pulled from a scripted series. So, nothing like The Charlie Brown Thanksgiving or The Lawrence Welk Thanksgiving Special (apologies to my grandfather for omitting that one!). Other than that, everything is a contender. So, off we go.
Honorable Mention: Law & Order: Criminal Intent "The War at Home" - This is merely a mention, because it's not really a Thanksgiving episode in the traditional sense. And while I may be wrong, I believe this is one of the only, if not THE only holiday themed episode from the Law & Order franchise. And they chose Thanksgiving. Yay. Also, dramatic Fran Drescher. Indeed.
#10. Saved By the Bell: The College Years "A Thanksgiving Story" - I know, I know. I made it quite clear in a previous post that I do not understand why this show exists. However, Thanksgiving is a very nostalgic time for me, so my nostalgia goggles are on with this one. There's a plot about everyone wanting to get home for the holiday, especially Kelly who is very close with her family. Will she? Who knows? Who cares? We have celebrity cameos! Or should I say early 90's celebrity cameos, like Marsha Warfield, Brian Austin Green, Jenna Von Oy, Jonathan Brandis (R.I.P) and even Mr. Belding shows up. Oh, and also Marv Albert. But I think this was before...you know...the thing happened. But whatever! Good times of my youth!
#9. Community "Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations" - Here we have the newest of everything on the list. In this episode, we get to follow two story lines. One covers Jeff deciding to make a visit to his father, mostly through the "persuasion" of Britta, and he ends up getting more family than he thought. Meanwhile, Troy, Abed, Annie and Pierce attend Thanksgiving at Shirley's, but they soon regret that decision, leading to some hilarious attempts to escape...Shawshank style.
#8. Felicity "Thanksgiving" - Did I mention that I often wish my college experience would have been similar to that of Felicity Porter? Well, yeah, I do. Except for that weird fourth season time travel stuff. Mm-hmm. Anyway, through a series of crazy events, Felicity ends up making dinner for a boat load of her new friends, instead of going home. Nothing goes as planned, especially where Noel is concerned, but, in the end, we get a very heartwarming scene showing that, while she's far from her family, she just may have found a new one.
#7. Ally McBeal "Troubled Water" - You know it's gonna be a wild party when you gather the characters of Ally McBeal together. Add Ally's parents to the mix and the ante has been officially upped. Hoping for a nice, joyful Thanksgiving, Ally invites the whole gang over, but when secrets are revealed, things take a turn for the emotional, but also the even more hilarious. Yeah, what a treat we get with the sparring of Lucy Liu and Dyan Cannon. It's mag-nificent!
#6. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Talking Turkey" - Ah, yes. The episode where we find out that Will's mother is as disgusted by the behavior of rich kids as the rest of us are. Excellent. So, she makes them all cook Thanksgiving dinner, which worries Carlton, as he has invited his English teacher to the meal. I'm sure everything will work out just fine. Truth.
#5. Friends "The One with the Football" - Friends has always managed to BRING IT hardcore when it comes to their Thanksgiving episodes, so I had a lot to choose from. We have the Rachel's trifle one, the Mocolate one, the Brad Pitt one, which, in hindsight, is even more hilarious. But I decided on this one. Mostly, because of The Geller Cup. I want The Geller Cup. It's been nearly 20 years, and I still want The Geller Cup. Also, I want the That Girl t-shirt that Phoebe is wearing.
#4. The Drew Carey Show "Mimi's Day Parade" - Is anything better than the conflicts of Drew Carey and Mimi Bobeck? The answer is no. Anyway, in this episode, Drew is tasked with organizing (at the last minute) a Thanksgiving Day Parade. Mimi agrees to give Drew some much needed help, if he lets her be the Snow Queen/Grand Marshall of the parade. Again, I'm sure this will all work out great.
#3. Family Ties "No Nukes is Good Nukes" - If you've ever watched so much as one episode of Family Ties, you may have noticed that Steven and Elyse Keaton are former hippies who wish they still were sometimes. And how do hippies want to spend Thanksgiving? Participating in a protest for nuclear disarmament, of course! This was a thing in the 80's, because of reasons. And don't quote me on this, but I think this may have inspired the plot of Superman 4: The Quest for Peace. And we all know how well that worked out. This episode is better though.
#2. ALF "Turkey in the Straw" - This made my list of Top Ten ALF Episodes, so I won't ramble. You can read that list yourself. In short, it's a two-parter where ALF befriends a homeless man, who may or my not have nefarious intentions. But, yet again, we are left with the most heartwarming of stories...that involves a wisecracking alien.
#1. Mama's Family "An Ill Wind" - Two words: Drunk Iola. I shouldn't have to go on, but I will. This also made a previous top ten list, and with good reason. I LOVE this episode. It's so funny and zany and action-packed. No, seriously, there's a tornado and everything. So, this episode is even better than Twister. Which is not difficult. But I love Mama and her family and I love Thanksgiving, so there you go.
And there are my Top Ten Thanksgiving Episodes. Now I must go back to fulfilling my task of writing 50,000 words this month...right after turkey. Everyone have a safe and happy Thanksgiving with your family and friends or whomever. God bless and thank you!
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
Friday, October 30, 2015
Top Ten Twilight Zone Episodes
Greetings,
If there is one thing I miss when it comes to television today, it's good writing. Don't get me wrong. Some good writing can still be found, if you look hard, but it's just not as prominent as it once was. I know that, in some cases, when our parents and grandparents tell us how good things were back in the day, it's not totally accurate. But every now and then, they are 100% right. Take for example, one of the greatest shows of all time, The Twilight Zone.
For anyone who doesn't know, and shame on you if you don't, The Twilight Zone was a TV show that ran from 1959 to 1964. It was created by Rod Serling, a brilliant writer who was the master of the twist ending. And if there's anyone reading this who just said, "But I thought that was Shyamalan!", I have one response - YOU! OUT! Anyway, this is one of my favorite shows for just that reason. The writing is amazing, and I have high standards where that's concerned. At least, with other people. So, as this is apparently a scary time of year, I am going to share my Top Ten Episodes of The Twilight Zone. I'll do my best not to give spoilers, but no promises. Besides, I always give a warning. Off we go.
#10. "Night Calls" (Season 5) - Okay, History time, kids! Did you know that there used to be no such thing as Caller ID? I know, right? Well, in this episode, a little old lady starts getting suspicious phone calls, which slowly turn to creepy phone calls, then downright scary. The lesson here is just never answer your phone unless you have Caller ID. Seriously, though, this is one of those episodes that starts one way, but ends up in another. In fact, I found the ending to this downright heartbreaking.
#9. "Nothing in the Dark" (Season 3) - This episode tells the story of another little old lady, holed up in her basement, refusing to open the door for fear that "Mr. Death" (Wow, really?) is waiting for her outside. She is suddenly faced with a choice to make when a man, played by a young Robert Redford, asks to be let in for help as he has been shot. The woman is reluctant to do so, because she is so afraid, but the decision could be the difference between life and death. Hold up, Grandma! Young Robert Redford is asking to be let in and you're hesitant? Oh, wait. How can I phrase that so the youngsters will understand me? Um...okay... Hold up, Grandma! Random guy from One Direction is asking to be let in and you're hesitant? There! I think I covered all my bases.
#8. "The Hitch Hiker" (Season 1) - Because what can happen to you when you get involved in a normal hitchhiking situation isn't terrifying enough. On the other hand, we all sometimes need a lesson on when to accept what's going on in our life. Or, ya know, otherwise.
#7. "The Bard" (Season 4) - Even though The Twilight Zone is a standard for the macabre, every so often they managed to go down a different road, even that of comedy. Such is the case with this episode. It's all about a guy trying to make it as a TV writer and having little success. So, with the help of a little black magic, because that's always a good idea, he inadvertently summons William Shakespeare. No, really. The man decides to turn this into a way to help himself. And it does...or does it? Oh, and "Hi to you, too, young Burt Reynolds"!
#6. "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" (Season 1) - Fear is a powerful thing, but sometimes, it only has as much power as we give it. In this episode, because of something unknown happening, a neighborhood full of people begin to get suspicious of each other in order to preserve themselves from a threat that may not even exist. It shows how we have the potential to react in certain situations and how that makes us appear to others.
#5. "Living Doll" (Season 5) - Dolls are creepy. They just are. Except for Barbie. She's usually okay. Anywho, after getting married to a woman with a child to whom he is not exactly extremely nice, Telly Savalas is being tormented by, Tina, the little girl's talking baby doll, which are the worst kind, by the way. "Who loves ya, baby?" indeed. Yes, this is an episode I put in the category of very disturbing, but at least, it's just a doll and not a real, scary kid. That would be awful.
#4. "It's a Good Life" (Season 3) - Oh, joy. An episode about a real, scary kid. Darn you, Rod Serling! Anyway, here we have the story of a young boy named Anthony, and he has a special power - mind reading. And if he doesn't like what you're thinking, you might just be in trouble. This leads everyone in the town to be very nervous around him, giving him whatever he wants, and trying desperately not to upset him. Ya know, I don't like spoiled kids, but this is a bit much.
#3. "4 O'Clock" (Season 3) - One of the amazing things that this show did was talk about themes that were not only universal but timeless. It makes us think of things that still resonate today. In this episode, there is a man who is spreading gossip about his neighbors, whether it's true or not. He calls them, sends anonymous letters and even phones their employers to make his accusations. In one instance, he even says "Never mind how I know. I just know, that's all". Sound a tad familiar? You know, there's this internet meme floating around that says "The accusation is the proof". I guess it's meant to mock people who think evidence is not a necessity, and there are a lot of them these days. However, that statement is one that I find quite terrifying. Spoilers! This guy got what was coming to him and, perhaps, that should be a lesson to others.
#2. "Nick of Time" (Season 2) - This list would not be complete without one of the Shatner episodes. Most people would probably have chosen the one where he was on the plane as it spotlights his tendency to overact. But I love me some subtly and that's what we get here. At least, as much as we can get given the great man involved. Anyway, this episode is about a couple who very innocently start asking questions to a little fortune telling machine...that looks like Satan. What could possibly go wrong? As he asks more questions, the man starts to trust the machine more and more, to the point where he looks to be near obsessed. I suppose it shows what happens when we trust things we should not.
#1. "Time Enough At Last" (Season 1) - No doubt, this one is probably on the "Best Of" list for a lot of fans. And obviously, it tops mine. It's about a guy who loves to read. My dream man, and not just because he's played by Burgess Meredith. All this poor man wants is time to read, and one day he gets it. But is this thing he longed for really a gift or not? Look, even if you haven't seen this episode, you probably know the answer to that. It's one of the show's most classic twists, but it's still definitely worth the watch. Not to mention the fact that it inspired one of the funniest end credit scenes on The Drew Carey Show. Because Drew Carey and his writers understood comedy and parody. I miss those guys. But I digress. This is the best episode in my heart.
And there you have my favorites from The Twilight Zone. They just don't make shows like this anymore. Not that they haven't tried. Yes, there were two revivals of this show over the decades, quality ranging, in my opinion, from "Meh" to "NOOOO!!!" Rumor has it they might go for a third try at it. Yeah, I'm going vote against that one, if I have a vote. Which I don't. There is also talk of another movie based on it. I guess I'm a little more okay with that, as long as we promise to respect safely regulations on set. Ya know? That thing they didn't do with the first film. Bottom line, in this case, the original is always the best. So, get the DVDs or head on over to Netflix or just keep your eyes peeled for reruns on TV. Any way you choose, this is a show that must be watched.
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
If there is one thing I miss when it comes to television today, it's good writing. Don't get me wrong. Some good writing can still be found, if you look hard, but it's just not as prominent as it once was. I know that, in some cases, when our parents and grandparents tell us how good things were back in the day, it's not totally accurate. But every now and then, they are 100% right. Take for example, one of the greatest shows of all time, The Twilight Zone.
For anyone who doesn't know, and shame on you if you don't, The Twilight Zone was a TV show that ran from 1959 to 1964. It was created by Rod Serling, a brilliant writer who was the master of the twist ending. And if there's anyone reading this who just said, "But I thought that was Shyamalan!", I have one response - YOU! OUT! Anyway, this is one of my favorite shows for just that reason. The writing is amazing, and I have high standards where that's concerned. At least, with other people. So, as this is apparently a scary time of year, I am going to share my Top Ten Episodes of The Twilight Zone. I'll do my best not to give spoilers, but no promises. Besides, I always give a warning. Off we go.
#10. "Night Calls" (Season 5) - Okay, History time, kids! Did you know that there used to be no such thing as Caller ID? I know, right? Well, in this episode, a little old lady starts getting suspicious phone calls, which slowly turn to creepy phone calls, then downright scary. The lesson here is just never answer your phone unless you have Caller ID. Seriously, though, this is one of those episodes that starts one way, but ends up in another. In fact, I found the ending to this downright heartbreaking.
#9. "Nothing in the Dark" (Season 3) - This episode tells the story of another little old lady, holed up in her basement, refusing to open the door for fear that "Mr. Death" (Wow, really?) is waiting for her outside. She is suddenly faced with a choice to make when a man, played by a young Robert Redford, asks to be let in for help as he has been shot. The woman is reluctant to do so, because she is so afraid, but the decision could be the difference between life and death. Hold up, Grandma! Young Robert Redford is asking to be let in and you're hesitant? Oh, wait. How can I phrase that so the youngsters will understand me? Um...okay... Hold up, Grandma! Random guy from One Direction is asking to be let in and you're hesitant? There! I think I covered all my bases.
#8. "The Hitch Hiker" (Season 1) - Because what can happen to you when you get involved in a normal hitchhiking situation isn't terrifying enough. On the other hand, we all sometimes need a lesson on when to accept what's going on in our life. Or, ya know, otherwise.
#7. "The Bard" (Season 4) - Even though The Twilight Zone is a standard for the macabre, every so often they managed to go down a different road, even that of comedy. Such is the case with this episode. It's all about a guy trying to make it as a TV writer and having little success. So, with the help of a little black magic, because that's always a good idea, he inadvertently summons William Shakespeare. No, really. The man decides to turn this into a way to help himself. And it does...or does it? Oh, and "Hi to you, too, young Burt Reynolds"!
#6. "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" (Season 1) - Fear is a powerful thing, but sometimes, it only has as much power as we give it. In this episode, because of something unknown happening, a neighborhood full of people begin to get suspicious of each other in order to preserve themselves from a threat that may not even exist. It shows how we have the potential to react in certain situations and how that makes us appear to others.
#5. "Living Doll" (Season 5) - Dolls are creepy. They just are. Except for Barbie. She's usually okay. Anywho, after getting married to a woman with a child to whom he is not exactly extremely nice, Telly Savalas is being tormented by, Tina, the little girl's talking baby doll, which are the worst kind, by the way. "Who loves ya, baby?" indeed. Yes, this is an episode I put in the category of very disturbing, but at least, it's just a doll and not a real, scary kid. That would be awful.
#4. "It's a Good Life" (Season 3) - Oh, joy. An episode about a real, scary kid. Darn you, Rod Serling! Anyway, here we have the story of a young boy named Anthony, and he has a special power - mind reading. And if he doesn't like what you're thinking, you might just be in trouble. This leads everyone in the town to be very nervous around him, giving him whatever he wants, and trying desperately not to upset him. Ya know, I don't like spoiled kids, but this is a bit much.
#3. "4 O'Clock" (Season 3) - One of the amazing things that this show did was talk about themes that were not only universal but timeless. It makes us think of things that still resonate today. In this episode, there is a man who is spreading gossip about his neighbors, whether it's true or not. He calls them, sends anonymous letters and even phones their employers to make his accusations. In one instance, he even says "Never mind how I know. I just know, that's all". Sound a tad familiar? You know, there's this internet meme floating around that says "The accusation is the proof". I guess it's meant to mock people who think evidence is not a necessity, and there are a lot of them these days. However, that statement is one that I find quite terrifying. Spoilers! This guy got what was coming to him and, perhaps, that should be a lesson to others.
#2. "Nick of Time" (Season 2) - This list would not be complete without one of the Shatner episodes. Most people would probably have chosen the one where he was on the plane as it spotlights his tendency to overact. But I love me some subtly and that's what we get here. At least, as much as we can get given the great man involved. Anyway, this episode is about a couple who very innocently start asking questions to a little fortune telling machine...that looks like Satan. What could possibly go wrong? As he asks more questions, the man starts to trust the machine more and more, to the point where he looks to be near obsessed. I suppose it shows what happens when we trust things we should not.
#1. "Time Enough At Last" (Season 1) - No doubt, this one is probably on the "Best Of" list for a lot of fans. And obviously, it tops mine. It's about a guy who loves to read. My dream man, and not just because he's played by Burgess Meredith. All this poor man wants is time to read, and one day he gets it. But is this thing he longed for really a gift or not? Look, even if you haven't seen this episode, you probably know the answer to that. It's one of the show's most classic twists, but it's still definitely worth the watch. Not to mention the fact that it inspired one of the funniest end credit scenes on The Drew Carey Show. Because Drew Carey and his writers understood comedy and parody. I miss those guys. But I digress. This is the best episode in my heart.
And there you have my favorites from The Twilight Zone. They just don't make shows like this anymore. Not that they haven't tried. Yes, there were two revivals of this show over the decades, quality ranging, in my opinion, from "Meh" to "NOOOO!!!" Rumor has it they might go for a third try at it. Yeah, I'm going vote against that one, if I have a vote. Which I don't. There is also talk of another movie based on it. I guess I'm a little more okay with that, as long as we promise to respect safely regulations on set. Ya know? That thing they didn't do with the first film. Bottom line, in this case, the original is always the best. So, get the DVDs or head on over to Netflix or just keep your eyes peeled for reruns on TV. Any way you choose, this is a show that must be watched.
Love and full moons,
Becky the Writer
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